Silvertoes Lady

Remember the song "SILVERTOES" by Parokya ni Edgar? I think that song was written exclusively for you. Yeah for you. Just to remind you that your acts are not cute, in fact they're douchey. Just a request, can you just make yourself act as normal as you can? When I say normal, just  conform to the standards and try not to be someone that you're totally not.

Another request, please? Can you take all these pieces of advice or if not just consider some? I may not be a friend to you but I think these may help you a lot. First advice: Stop hallucinating! Stop making illusions that men are obsessed with you! And most importantly stop having "an over-inflated  sense of self worth". You know for a fact that a lot of us are being disgusted by you. I know that's  being sarcastic of me. But don't take this the wrong way.

Second advice: Lower down your voice whenever you want to say something to your seatmates.  Especially if you want to tell her/him about your experience with your boyfriend. That's obscenity you know. And we are not interested if you enjoyed the other night. Just for your information, that wouldn't make you hot as Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie. That wouldn't make a lot of men fantasize you.

Third Advice: Don't behave in a ridiculous way. I mean that manners of yours of laughing and talking so loud without being considerate of others. Please shut that loud mouth. Be mindful of your acts and be sensitive enough to know when to stop.

Last and general advice: Stop being a douchebag! Stop making fool out of yourself. Don't act that you're hot when you're not or pretend that you're the best when you're not. Don't wait before people resort to dramatic measures to tell in your face your mistakes.