Play Fair

I guess you know what fairness is. I assume you have googled this term once in your life or if not, atleast you have seen it in dictionaries. I am not that eager to be on top or prevail over your friends. But to deceive us just to gratify you and your friends thirst of fame is another story. It's an abuse of power and authority.

You may be thinking that I am making this big, that it was just a "no fair" issue. But it's more than that. It's your integrity as an authority that is at stake. How can your colleagues trust you? How can they rely on your capacity? How can they not be doubtful of you? I am just offering a favor to warn you before it's too late.

And last but not the least, just a reminder. Next time you commit a crime, you have to be sure that no evidence be used against you and that you're not guilty beyond reasonable doubt. Beware of those who eavesdrop.

Abuse of the Tongue II

Just for your information: You can't buy me 'coz I am not selling myself short..

Abuse of the tongue I here:

Hilarious Political Strategy

 Politicians being dumbasses during campaigns is normal. Wanna see the proof? Here:




Vote smart!

Silvertoes Lady

Remember the song "SILVERTOES" by Parokya ni Edgar? I think that song was written exclusively for you. Yeah for you. Just to remind you that your acts are not cute, in fact they're douchey. Just a request, can you just make yourself act as normal as you can? When I say normal, just  conform to the standards and try not to be someone that you're totally not.

Another request, please? Can you take all these pieces of advice or if not just consider some? I may not be a friend to you but I think these may help you a lot. First advice: Stop hallucinating! Stop making illusions that men are obsessed with you! And most importantly stop having "an over-inflated  sense of self worth". You know for a fact that a lot of us are being disgusted by you. I know that's  being sarcastic of me. But don't take this the wrong way.

Second advice: Lower down your voice whenever you want to say something to your seatmates.  Especially if you want to tell her/him about your experience with your boyfriend. That's obscenity you know. And we are not interested if you enjoyed the other night. Just for your information, that wouldn't make you hot as Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie. That wouldn't make a lot of men fantasize you.

Third Advice: Don't behave in a ridiculous way. I mean that manners of yours of laughing and talking so loud without being considerate of others. Please shut that loud mouth. Be mindful of your acts and be sensitive enough to know when to stop.

Last and general advice: Stop being a douchebag! Stop making fool out of yourself. Don't act that you're hot when you're not or pretend that you're the best when you're not. Don't wait before people resort to dramatic measures to tell in your face your mistakes.

VEHEMENT ASSEVERATION: AN ABUSE OF THE TONGUE

Don't act as if you're a hero. Don't act as if you can save this country. Because neither great men nor best politicians cannot do either. When they die, their plans go with them  like dust in the wind. So you better keep your mouth shut.

FLUNCH (SHORT FOR FUCK LUNCH)

When you're freakin hungry, to eat is the first thing that will come into your mind. You wanna eat because you must feed your growling stomach. During these times, you are expecting for an scrumptious and appetizing food that will atleast lessen your starving and not just another ridicalish food that is most certainly not delicious.

I will not rant or make an emotional outburst if the taste of the food can justify its high price.  I mean, who wouldn't expect for a delicious type of food if its price is hundred percent higher than its usual price.  In my case, I am never against putting a higher price tag in a product or a food for this matter when in return the seller or the food concessionaire (FYI: Im talking about the office food concessionaire) can guarantee its buyers of an acceptable taste of food or a good type of product.

I think it wouldn't be significant to tell my experiences regarding this food concessionaire because I actually have lots of bad experiences with them. And the fact, that most of the employees request for them to be replaced is a valid proof that their customers are not satisfied with the services offered by them.

What I really want to point here is that sellers or merchants must make sure that their buyers' needs are being gratified by the products they offer.

POLYGAMOUS

Do I have to thank you because at this early stage of your relationship,I have known the real you? Is it fulfilling to hurt someone who have loved you and who have cared for you for many goddam years?

I was neither directly involved in this sh*t that you made nor directly affected by your polygamous nature. But I wouldn't bother to get permission from you to speak my mind now because you do not deserve even a little bit of my respect. Ill-bred, you may call me but I wouldn't care. I wouldn't care because 'till now you have more than wounded her, you have more than hurt her.

How does it feel now? Did it satisfy your hunger for a higher level of machismo? I am not bitter and I am not mad. In fact,I am more than happy to know that a person like you is just worthy of someone you can't even bring out in the open and be proud that she's the one you chose.

I am speaking now in behalf of her just to let you know that we are many to fight for her. And just to inform you that you did not make her less as a person than she is right now.